Stop Drinking!

I think our obsession with hydration has gone too far. On the way to frisbee today I saw a woman wearing a fuel belt while walking her dog. Slowly. I cannot for the life of me imagine a scenario where she really needed to be wearing a fuel belt. Why did we become so obsessed with carry water? Are we becoming camels? Is the next step excessive spitting?

My new goals

Now that we're getting to the end of the summer I've decided it's time to set some new goals. I guess I've decided that I need goals in order to keep myself from spending all of my time napping. So, here it goes:

1. Learn how to play the guitar. I think this is an important skill for an elementary school teacher. My playschool teacher, Brenda, played the guitar and I still remember that.
   
2. Get better at frisbee. If I'm going to keep playing this game I need to be better at it...it's starting to become embarrassing.
   
3. Be more organized. I'm basically a complete disaster. It is a complete miracle that I am able to pay my bills on time.
   
4. Learn about moderation. I need to learn how to buy a box of fudgsicles and not eat them all in three days.
   

I think I better stop there. That seems like a lot of stuff to accomplish. I think I need a nap.