Hawaiitis

I seem to be suffering from a fairly severe case of hawaiitis. It is a pretty debilitating disease. The symptoms are as follows:

• Lethargy
• reddening (or browning) of the skin
• increased body temperature
• cravings for alcohol and "tapas"
• inability to make decisions

I've been doing my best to work through the disease but its pretty hard. Anyways, happy new year!